Where is Lindz?

LaLohan is covering this month's Nylon. The cover shot demonstrates that Lindz still has some swagger to tote; the rebel, post-adolescent grunge--I get it. But the inside pics--where is the rest of Lindsay? She looks like a genie coming out of a hash pipe. Her bodysuit or leotard whatever that is covering her fire-crotch looks like an old pair of bloomers. I say, let's let Lady Gaga handle the no pants thing. Oh, and smoking is NOT cool.

The Dream Album Release Party

The Dream celebrated his album release party at the Hiro Ballroom in the Maritime Hotel last night. I'm really not trying to turn this into the Harlem Heights blog, but the whole cast was up in there. Brooke, Ashlie and Briana walked in together, so I'll assume that whatever beef Brooke and Ashlie have has been squashed (or never existed in the first place). And someone plleeeasssee tell me the purpose of the Retro Kidz? Like what do they do other than profile at every release/birthday/listening party? But I've never been a hater of self promotion. Do whatcha gotta do, right?

Stop the Coonery!

Do you see anything different about these shoes? I don't. I'm so tired of seeing grown men walk around in clown shoes. Someone please stop the coonery. Don't mar your shoe game with taxi cab yellow and candy apple patent leather combos.

No!