I make it rain on dem..

So RiRi's long awaited umbrella line has arrived. I expected the designs to be more creative. Maybe the umbrella has special powers? Keeps weave and makeup in place in severe weather conditions? Acts as a shield when uninvited men attack your personal space? Hey, I can't blame Rihanna for tryna make a buck with this endorsement, but don't expect to see me toting one of these around.