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Square Butts Burger King Music Video with SpongeBob Square Pants

2009-04-15T10:53:00.001-07:00

Sex sells. I guess...

Week Review

2009-04-11T07:44:00.000-07:00

Please forgive my tardy week and a half; I've been sooo busy with work, preparing for school, organizing my room...and did I say work? But all the same, I've had some really random and fun adventures.

I'll update you about movie screenings, plays, dinners and...a random encounter with Ashley Olsen.

Coming Soon! Promise!

Eminem - We Made You (Official Music Video) HQ

2009-04-08T07:00:00.001-07:00

One could argue that this video is classic Eminem, but doing a remake of "Without Me" or "The Real Slim Shady" isn't what I've been waiting four or so years for. I'm disappointed.

Topshop Madness

2009-04-02T20:49:00.001-07:00

It's top something--model or shop. But I tell ya, this is mayhem I'm totally down for.

http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2009/04/video_topshop_opens_kate_moss.html?mid=fashion-alert--20090402

Harlem Heights Look Alikes Briana Bigham v. Pam Grier and Brooke Crittendon v. Keri Hilson

2009-03-30T19:18:00.000-07:00

Once again I'm saying this is NOT a Harlem Heights blog, but I can't help but talk about these people. These comparisons are about as simple as the show. Tell me what you think:

The No. 1 Ladies Detective Agency-- Top Rated

2009-03-30T14:35:00.000-07:00

Last night I watched the premiere of The No. 1 Ladies Detective Agency, not once, but twice. Jill Scott's portrayal of Precious Ramotswe is dead on; she is determined, unapologetic and warm all at once. Anika Noni Rose, however, could tone down secretary Mma Makutsi. She's ambitious, but perhaps overacted. Somehow I think she'll settle perfectly into the character as the season continues. Overall, I'm really proud of Ladies, and HBO for showing Botswana (and Africa) as something majestic, human and likable. Preach on.

Keri Keri Quite Contrary

2009-03-25T19:26:00.001-07:00

I calendared in the Keri Hilson album release party for the 27, but really it was last night at the Pink Elephant on 27th street. **Doe**. Renita text me around 11 to ask if I was inside the venue--I was in my bed. According to all accounts, the place was jam packed inside, and if you didn't hold any weight at the door, it was best to step off. Well...it be like that sometimes. This is one event I'm glad I did not attempt.

Ms. Shannel (RuPaul's Drag Race) v. Fergie

2009-03-23T10:01:00.000-07:00

I think it's the eyes, heavy makeup and arched eyebrows that make Ms. Shannel, drag queen Goddess, look just like Fergie. MAC should do tag-team ads with these two. Fierce and Faboosh.

Buy Me: Pierre Harvy Sandals

2009-03-22T22:04:00.000-07:00

Scuba Platform Slingback

Fishnet

I'm loving this Pierre Harvy sandals, both available at Barney's.

Steve Harvey v. B&N Book Boosters

2009-03-22T20:18:00.000-07:00

My friend Talisha and I were cruising Barnes & Noble today for Steve Harvey's new book, Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man. We looked it up and had a pretty good idea of where it should be located. When we couldn't find it in either the relationship or self-help departments, we asked a sales associate where we could find it, thinking she would direct us towards a display. But instead, she said that we could find it behind the checkout counter. **Blank Stare**. Since when are books behind checkout? So of course--as Talisha and I stand there confused--the woman chimes in, "Yeah, people were stealing it so we had to put it there." Gotdamn. Now I'm going to suppose that the culprits are of my hue, so this is one of those situations were WE are going to have to do better. If you see homie on the train selling a copy of Steve's book, slap that negro upside the head. This foolishness is unacceptable!

March Madness at Slate/ Bowery Poetry Club

2009-03-20T11:20:00.001-07:00

Last night I hit up Kristen Carter's JazziDreamer Entertainment March Madness rendezvous at Slate. I chatted it up with Marielle Bobo, senior fashion editor at Okay, S. Tia Brown, senior editor at In Touch Weekly, and a group of fab ladies. Seems Brooklyn Tech has some heavy media swag. (And Howard does, too, but clearly we know this.)

Even though my team, Binghamton University, couldn't beat Duke's Blue Devils, it was the Bearcats' first appearance in the NCAA tournament, so the school, SUNY and New York has something to be proud of.

Afterwards I met up with my girls, and Mars, at the Bowery Poetry Club. The jam-packed venue was definitely feeling the slew of fiery spoken word artists who took the stage. I didn't follow every metaphorical articulation (some pieces were undeniably privileged and would have been appropriate in a more intimate setting), but I loved the poem about (I didn't say it) "Chris Brown's triflin' ass." Yeah...

P.S. Friend's please email me your pictures; my camera's in the graveyard and I'm dying here.

Where is Lindz?

2009-03-20T08:16:00.000-07:00

LaLohan is covering this month's Nylon. The cover shot demonstrates that Lindz still has some swagger to tote; the rebel, post-adolescent grunge--I get it. But the inside pics--where is the rest of Lindsay? She looks like a genie coming out of a hash pipe. Her bodysuit or leotard whatever that is covering her fire-crotch looks like an old pair of bloomers. I say, let's let Lady Gaga handle the no pants thing. Oh, and smoking is NOT cool.

Happy St. Patrick's

2009-03-17T20:37:00.000-07:00

I'm not Irish or whatever, but I do have freckles. Hopefully that gives me a little cred for wanting to be drunk and merry all through the night. Two years ago I was in Ireland--wanna talk about a Eurotrip! I won't get into it. Anyway, Happy St.PD!

Model Mayhem

2009-03-17T19:54:00.000-07:00

I went to the Top Model 13 auditions on Saturday (no, not to apply--I keep it real with myself), and it was sheer madness. Actually, I'm not even referring to the media reports; I'm talking about the unsaid madness: the crazy wannabe models who really think they have a chance of making it on Top Model. And this isn't the first time I've observed a Top Model casting. Last time was bad, but this time every ghetto Philly project chic with broke down nails, a cheap lacefront and about 20lbs to lose came for a tryout. Like, who are you kidding? Did not a soul tell you your ish was not fabulous? Team Staten Island/Long Island/New Jersey tackiness was in full effect as well. From all angles this was just tragic. The girls who were fab (Faith, and the model I met the other day whose name I forgot)...I'm sorry you had to stand on line for this. At anyrate, check out this link for footage of the line and peep the Eric von Lockhart card.

http://wcbstv.com/watercooler/model.auditions.bedlam.2.959498.html

Blame it on the mango alcohol

2009-03-13T11:48:00.000-07:00

Last night I hit up the Paper Magazine X Absolut Mango event. I had a great time, and ran into a million people, including a friend from London I lost touch with (hi Mutsa). The bonus was the lady on site making mangos on a stick, fresh to coat in a layer of paprika or salt. Yummy! Now if only the bartenders could have made the drinks faster I really would have enjoyed myself because the spicy drink with the jalapenos was delish. Anyway, I also chatted it up with Jerome of Life in the Fab Lane fame. For those who didn't watch the show, he was the primary designer/underling/indentured servant to Kimora, Aoki and Ming. Anyway, homie said he is "free!" (with a snap and a "praise Jesus") and is now a trend forecaster. Free at last! Special shout outs to Natalie, Nicole, Darren, Chris and Zandile.

Brooke Parkhurst is a cool one

2009-03-13T09:51:00.000-07:00

So also on Wednesday I went to an awesome Ed2010 Book Club event with blogger/author extraordinaire, and soon-to-be mommy, Brooke Parkhurst. Brooke was so sweet and southern. She gave some good advice, too: Luck doesn't fall out of trees and hit you like a coconut--you gotta make luck happen. Agreed. Check out her book Belle in the Big Apple. It's sure to be as enjoyable as she is.

The Dream Album Release Party

2009-03-12T10:29:00.000-07:00

The Dream celebrated his album release party at the Hiro Ballroom in the Maritime Hotel last night. I'm really not trying to turn this into the Harlem Heights blog, but the whole cast was up in there. Brooke, Ashlie and Briana walked in together, so I'll assume that whatever beef Brooke and Ashlie have has been squashed (or never existed in the first place). And someone plleeeasssee tell me the purpose of the Retro Kidz? Like what do they do other than profile at every release/birthday/listening party? But I've never been a hater of self promotion. Do whatcha gotta do, right?

Essence April 2009 v. Glamour September 2007

2009-03-09T18:20:00.000-07:00

Mmk.

Zac Efron v. David Hasselhoff

2009-03-09T16:07:00.000-07:00

Come on, tell me you see it! 80s stud v. 80s baby. I see father and son.

Jennifer Hudson - If This Isn't Love

2009-03-09T16:05:00.001-07:00

JHud has come a long way. She's looking AMAZING in this video.

Michelle Covers: Vogue v. Oprah

2009-03-09T15:50:00.000-07:00

For once Oprah shares her cover, and of course it's with Michelle Obama. I'm loving Lady O's Michael Kors ensemble. And Oprah looks pretty. Praise Spring!

Now this Vogue cover...it's alright, but the inside shots are much lovelier. Annie, really?

Thoughts on Harlem Heights

2009-03-03T19:50:00.000-08:00

So I watched Harlem Heights last night and I'm somewhat impressed--for a BET production anyway. Though the show is more likable than most reality fare, so far, it seems to be missing that ingredient to make me come back the following week. The contrived (and likely scripted) grudge between Ashlie and Brooke, for example, is reminiscent of my Spice Girl days, when my sixth grade frenemy decided to sit at a different lunch table, resulting in a two-week standoff. I expect more than such frivolousness from a cast of distinguished twentysomethings. The superficiality of the females is disheartening and uncharacteristic of young black women leading NYC social life. While the men on the show are starting non-profits and contemplating a political future, the women shop and fixate on who likes who and riffs which occurred years back. Brooke, an intelligent, well educated, gorgeous young woman, appears to relish in the fact that she's Kanye West's ex girl (peep her Vibe Vixen spread a few years back which proves my point), a fact that dilutes her prowess as a notable up-and-comer in her own right. I'll be tuning in again, and hope that the storylines begin to crack the surface of this potentially poignant series. And if not, I'll be downtown at The City, which airs during the same time slot.

Now....other thoughts relating to this show: I was definitely at Providence with my girls on election night, and half the people I know were in Harlem watching the election at the State Building jumbotron. Wish I saw someone shooting so I could get my shine on, lol.

And the BET events dept. needs to get their act together. After playing my friends and me on the RSVP for the Harlem Heights screening at the Apollo, someone decided to confirm everyone, probably fearing numerous no-shows from the terrible weather. Well what do ya know, Harlem showed up and then BET reps were trying to front on THEIR CONFIRMATIONS! Ladies and gents, that is NEVER proper protocol. You NEVER confirm people and then play them after they've made their way to an event in the deep freeze of winter--the coldest day of the freggin season at that. I wish a trick would have given me the blank stare as I waved my confirmation in her face. I really wish, 'cause I'm not even the aggressive type, but that ish was just reckless.

Oh, and lets all check for product placements in the next episode. If all else fails, that much should be fun.

"Wha'd up, my president?" sure beats the n-word

2009-03-02T16:04:00.000-08:00

Check out this segment from NY1 on FunnyorDie. Apparently kids (and grown men) have replaced the n-word with president. Change we need, indeed.

Harlem Heights-- Tonight

2009-03-02T07:43:00.000-08:00

I really shouldn't be giving this show free publicity since its PR folk want to play me and my friends on the screening tonight [salty grimace], but anyway, don't forget to catch the Harlem Heights premiere tonight at 10:00 p.m. on BET. It looks like my life in four years--and maybe right now. Half the cast went to SpelHouse or Howard. Interesting. And I swear I saw dude Christian Grant-Fields at the Three Kings party Saturday night, but I won't put money on that. Check out cast profiles on Black Voices. I'll give my two cents after I watch the show, so check back.

Schoolhouse Rock- How a Bill Becomes a Law

2009-02-27T14:23:00.001-08:00

Given the current economic crisis in our country, I thought it more than appropriate to post this classic School House Rock piece. Say it with me:
"I'm just a bill.
Yes, I'm only a bill.
And I'm sitting here on Capitol Hill.
Well, it's a long, long journey
To the capital city.
It's a long, long wait
While I'm sitting in committee,
But I know I'll be a law someday
At least I hope and pray that I will,
But today I am still just a bill."

Holy Sit! (pun intended)

2009-02-26T08:41:00.000-08:00

People in France sure do love Yves Saint Laurent, so much so that the rich shelled out a whopping $484 million at a recent Christie's event where the late designers belongings were auctioned. The worst of it? Robert and Cheska Vallois paid a unimaginable $28.3 million for a 90-year-old armchair designed by Irish designer Eileen Gray. The chair, named "The Dragons," was estimated to sell for 3.8 million. What a sell! But what can you do with a nearly $30 MILLION chair? I bet the last thing they'll use it for is sitting.

And I thought we were in a global recession...

Chris Brown Beats Up Rihanna (Official Video) -Street Fighter

2009-02-25T05:03:00.001-08:00

Oscar Fashion (will finish manana)

2009-02-24T18:08:00.001-08:00

The show had several hits and misses, but I'll give the producers credit for trying something different, and raising those all important ratings. I stayed up about an hour longer than I usually do when watching the Academy Awards, so they did something right.

While much recognition goes to Sean Penn, Kate Winslet and Penelope Cruz, like many women (and men), I was more interested in the gowns than the awards. Here are the real winners:

Penelope Cruz in vintage Pierre Balmain

The undecided stuff:

Sarah Jessica Parker on the red carpet in Dior.

Frieda Pinto in John Galliano and Jimmy Choos.

The bad stuff:

Perfect for an Addams Family wedding

Miley Cyrus is wearing a Zuhair gown. Too bad the tiered skirt looks like an aquatic fungus.

Grandma went wrong.

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HOW CUTE

slumdog Kiddies: Ashutosh Lobo Gajiwala,Azhar Mohammed Ismail,Tanvi Ganesh Lonkar,Rubina Ali Qureshi,Tanay Hermant, Ayush Chheda and Mahesh Khededar. So cute.

Indashio and Fashion Indie...and back to Indashio

2009-02-24T16:31:00.000-08:00

Okay, so I am going to do a weekend review (it's Tuesday, I kno...but whatever). On Friday I attended Indashio's (Glam God) Five Years in Fashion Fall 2009 Show at the Samsung Experience store in the Time Warner Center with my Spelman sister, Christian McKenzie. The event space was innovative, but there were only two rows of chairs to accommodate the 200+ attendees. Not a very good look. I immediately took someone's seat and started reading WWD with a look on my face that said, "I dare you to say something to me." I definitely had my cute (read: uncomfortable) shoes on and had no intention of standing. I won't get into the rest of the mess--like Indashio's people, who were acting all kinds of ghettolicious at the entrance, or the wristband confusion...or the "models" wearing the sponsor's bedazzled wifebeaters and seated in the front row. The worst of it was that there were hardly no clothes on the models, just pasties, thongs and body paint. I get that some of the paint jobs were emulating his more popular pieces over the years, but really, a fashion show typically invites more than a handful of clothing. If someone begs to differ, please hit me up directly. Still, Indashio must have a spectacular publicist because this show looked worse than a freshman debut at a third tier HBCU, but managed to attract an array of media folk. I hear Richie Rich was there and Terri Steven (Project Runway 5) sat two seats from me. She did not look impressed.

After that I headed to the Fashion Indie closing party at Citrine. Fashion Indie was supposed to hold their own week during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week, but a disparaging article in the New York Observer--and a resulting lawsuit--put the breaks on that. Nevertheless, Daniel Saynt, President of Indie Fashion Week (and otherwise gorgeous guy), put together a well attended and swanky affair; an excellent way to tell the NYO to kiss it. The event was co-sponsored by Pop Beauty, so I took home some great lip gloss and a glitter stick. I stayed there for a few hours before heading to the Indashio after party at The Dream Hotel...where I stayed with bestie Talisha for about half an our. I'll upload some pics when I come back. gtg!

Olivia Palermo and Her Icky Poo Weave

2009-02-19T20:55:00.001-08:00

Source: MTV

Olivia Palermo walked by me before attending the Ports 1961 show and for all y'all out there who think she has perfect hair, guess what? Olivia Palermo's got the perfect weave. I don't know how much a pack of that hair cost, but it stays looking amazing on The City. But I think OP needs a black girl in her circle to be like, "Girl, your track is showing," because her tracks were all out there. I'm mad I didn't have my camera on me. But nevertheless, she's gorgeous and rich, so the weave is a small infraction to her overall fabulousness.

Tori Spelling: A Nice One

2009-02-19T20:54:00.001-08:00

Tori Spelling was the guest of honor at the Christian Siriano show. (well, or the most famous person there). She was nice enough to participate in the following conversation:

Sierra to Tori: I love your jacket
Tori to Sierra: Thanks, it's faux.

LOL.
Short, but it was nice of her to stop and respond. Who doesn't like a compliment?

Fashion Week, Thursday, Feb 19: Brian Reyes, Ports 1961 and Christian Siriano

2009-02-19T20:22:00.000-08:00

I just got home and I am dead tired. As much as I like to poke fun of those who can't stand upright in their heels, I'll be first to admit that I had several footing blunders today in my efforts to step up my shoe game and rock the socks and platform wedges look. So while I sit here typing, I'm also tending to my tender tootsies.

This morning I went to the Brian Reyes show. Rachel Bilson, Olivia Palermo and Ivanka Trump were also in the house. I must say that was my favorite collection of them all (thanks Stephanie for making it happen). Very wearable, chic and intelligent. The line featured many belted looks, and slashes on the back and decolletage. The only problem was that the models shoes continued to come off. It was a bit confusing because so many models had to stop and take their shoes off that I wasn't sure if it was part of the show--it wasn't. During the finale, they all held their 5-inch Manolo Blahniks.

But aside from that, the show was superb. I love the entire line. Here's my favorite looks:

Brian Reyes

Ports 1961
I couldn't get in to Ports, so I watched it from the screens. ***Sigh***. But the line is very ethereal. It's Egyptian inspired, but to me it looked like the wardrobe for the Childlike Princess in The Never Ending Story.

She would like it.

Christian Siriano

Siriano was packed to the brim, and although his "Five Divas" must have cancelled, that didn't stop every one else from trying to attend his show. The looks were very signature Siriano--heavy ruching, exaggerated shoulders and Victorian-era headwear. I loved the mixture of texture, but the coats--which were otherwise immaculate--looked like they were made of fleece.

Desiree Rogers v. Terri Vaughn

2009-02-18T22:53:00.000-08:00

Desiree Rogers, the new White House Social Secretary, and all around socialite/business woman, has hit it big time. She's been seen all about NYC, sitting next to Anna Wintour at Thakoon, Carolina Herrera and Donna Karan. Some blogs were fuming about her wardrobe repeats, but I think she's fab all around. Now if only I'd taken a picture with her when I sat next to her at an event at Spelman last year. ***Sigh*** I stare at her business card on the regular.

....Oh, but doesn't she bare a striking resemblance to Terri Vaughn? If you can shake the Lovita Alizay Jenkins-Robinson vision, the physical similarities should be obvious. So don't none of y'all hit me up with the "how dare you compare them" emails/posts.

Fashion Week: Wednesday, Feb. 18. Michael Kors and 3.1 Phillip Lim

2009-02-18T21:11:00.000-08:00

So me and my new partner in crime, Sanam, went to Michael Kors today. It was usual classic American, with bits on neon to spruce it up. A little boring if you asked me. Still, I was feeling this fab hunting check pressed wool trench coat that Arlenis Sosa modeled, and this smoke cashmere herringbone jacket and scissor skirt, worn by Natasha (below). (Note: Arlenis was Spring '09's golden girl. Who takes the sugar-free cake this season?).

But as far as Chanel Iman's get up is concerned--and y'all know I love this child--I think she's looking a bit avian, no? When you buy a coat that cost as much as this one, it shouldn't look like it's going to moult.

Pick which bird you think best rivals her coat:

Hawk Or Owl

Anyway, here's some inside pics taken by Sanam:

And Kanye decided to show up at 3.1 Phillip Lim. I'm salty I couldn't get into this one, but at least the homie did.

Fashion Week Favs...So Far

2009-02-18T19:52:00.001-08:00

So another day of crazy fashion has gone by. For anyone who's never been to Fashion Week, you'd be astonished to see the craziness that walks in the tents (and I don't mean that from a complimentary posture). I'm saying someone who looks like if a leprechaun, Kunta Kinte and King Henry VIII were whisked away in a smoke cloud and reappeared as one. Yeah, no praise there. But once inside, it's easier to focus on the folks who get it right--whether they be designers or esteemed attendees. So let's focus on the designers for now. Here's a few of my picks thus far. What do you think?

Matthew Williamson

Jill Stuart

Herve Leger by Max Azria

Not loving it as much as last season, but I still likes a lot.

Erin Fetherston

BCBG Max Azria

Badgeley Mischka

Alexander Wang

Abate

Temperley London

Tinker Tinker

2009-02-17T19:22:00.000-08:00

I had the pleasure of attending the Pamella Roland Fall '09 show today, and let me tell you, it wasn't the line that caught everybodys attention: It was front row debutantes, Paris and Nicky Hilton. Somehow the pair couldn't help themselves but text throughout the entire sitting. While Nicky kept her jitters at bay, Paris fidgeted the entire time, swaying her crossed legs and boat-sized feet like a bored church girl in the pews. Seemed she liked a few of the designs, but I didn't catch any real excitement. When not gazing into her cellphone, or talking to her sister, both she and Nicky maintained the dronish ennui of a Bratz doll. What is with these girls--or shall I say women (Nicky is 25; Paris is 28 today)? I don't care if today is Paris's birthday, both these ladies need to find some humility deep down inside those trust fund hearts of theirs. Paris was actually sitting next to one of the designer's daughters. How rude.

Can't say I'm feeling the outfit, either. [Hello, sexy Nigel.]

Here's the best of Pamella Roland (according to me, anyway):

Got Sole?

2009-02-17T17:36:00.001-08:00

[Peep Amanda Bynes's bottoms.]

Yves Saint Laurent's Tribute heels, and now Tribute Two, don't seem to be going anywhere anytime soon. These stilettos are to feet what Herve Leger bandage dresses are to a silhouette-- i.e. the slimming "It" item that's been pre-ordered for months. You'd think these shoes/boots (and those dresses) would be so passé, but not so. Jennifer Lopez, Rachel Zoe and a shiz load of socialites donned these 5.5 inch platformed spectacles all week at the tents. Louboutin's with the red bottoms? We're thinking YSL's with the blue bottoms. You got 'em? But seriously, I think there comes a point when heels belong in a museum and not on feet. These shoes look like a bunion waiting to happen.

Buy Me: BCBC Maz Azria Camilla Bootie

2009-02-17T15:58:00.000-08:00

I went in Macy's today, a jaunt I had removed from my recession approved activities, but whatevs. I love these booties. If you meant to buy me these for Valentines Day and forgot, I'm still accepting gifts ;). The leather is super soft and the light grey (dove) upper and neon heel are a great contrast. London glows from these shoes. God, I miss that place.

Remember Me?

2009-02-12T06:03:00.000-08:00

Once the sultan of cellular devices, Motorola's Razr has since become obsolete. I can't remember the last time I saw someone with this phone, which is odd since it was popular oh...say two years ago. I have a feeling people won't be so quick to upgrade in 2009; It's hard out here.

Justin Timberlake Just Got His Black Card Back

2009-02-08T17:13:00.001-08:00

For all of you watching the Grammy's right now, JT is gettin' it. I see you with the sexy back and soul and all that. Congratulations! Justin has paid the price for nipplegate, which I discussed in my White Listed post back in December (a good one you should read). Black Card back in action. Still tho, his vocals can't touch Al Green's.

Mon Président est Noir et est si Mme France

2009-01-30T18:30:00.001-08:00

Chloe Mortaud was recently named Miss France. The gorgeuous 19-year-old is half African American (mommy, yup yup) and half French. Check my friend Wendell Marsh's article on The Root.

Je t'aime, ma chérie ;)

2009-01-30T18:29:00.003-08:00

sefwefwfwef

Obamarama AND Michelle's dress

2009-01-30T18:29:00.001-08:00

I'm a little late with it, but YES I DID...make it to D.C. for all of the inaugural festivities. It was a last minute jaunt, which left me broke and homeless (but in that college student way). I partied it up at all the unofficial events, and lived the life--for one night at least--in my suite at The Mayflower. I also visited peeps at Howard, DB at her super secret service tight job, Monique--who still has the hook up, Theresa and Uncle Ray, Stacy and all her journo friends, and crashed with my new upstate Alpha friends. I also went to the Young & Powerful For Obama event, moderated by Jeff Johnson. Clearly he didn't think highly of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, as evidenced when he told DeShawn Snow, a panelist, that the show was ridiculous. So much for being unbiased. The event was ironically hilarious, thanks to Johnson's strong views on a number of issues...and people.

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But there is something I do need to vent about: Michelle Obama's Jason Wu dress. I hate to say it, but I don't think it did her justice. It was just blah. Actually, it looked like a down duvet with the feathers poking through. I'm sorry, those are just my thoughts. I love that she takes fashion risks and works with lesser known designers, but still, I think she could have done better. Aside from the pillow explosion, the dress is droopy in the chest area, flattening them, too. Jill Biden got it right with her Reem Acra gown. Now that was a dress.

But I'm sure Lady O has many fresh looks in store for us.

Classic. Simple. Sexy. Love it.

Conde v. Brian/Brandon Casey of Jagged Edge

2009-01-07T10:16:00.000-08:00

Condolezza and the Casey brothers sure do share a striking resemblance. I was trying to find one of them with their mouths open; the chipmunk teeth are a dead match.

Lady GaGa vs. Cellulitous...Yikes!

2008-12-30T13:48:00.000-08:00

I love love love Lady GaGa, and sooo want to be her bestie, but if we've learned anything from curvalicious 'Yonce, it's that a good pair of tights does wonders on stage, fo real. And GaGa could have used them earlier this month when she performed at Z100's annual Madiosn Square Garden fête, Jingle Ball. Cellulite isn't really curable, but it's disguisable.

Okay, Tiearra Mari

2008-12-25T09:18:00.001-08:00

I gotta give the girl props for staying in the game after Jigga Man replaced her with a more appealing version of herself (read: Rihanna). But Tiearra should definitely shy away from looks that resemble Beyonce. Originality is key these days...sort of.

Black Listed/ White Listed

2008-12-24T14:19:00.000-08:00

Cupcakes, mistletoe, ornaments, and ah, yes, a black person. Apparently that's the order for holiday parties these days, according to Gawker. The site basically dubs black people the newest December accessory and goes on to list the top ten blacks (socialites, fashion folks and the like) that will make the perfect guest this season. Uhhhh **blank stare**. Someone please tell me that this foolishness is not what post-racial America is all about. But hey, if that's how we're going to play, so be it. If I had a party, saturated by my wonderful successful black friends, I'd be eyeing for diversity, too. And not just any 'ol bits of multicultiness--the right folks. And here they are...

White Listed:

John Demsey, Chairman of the M·A·C AIDS Fund and President, Estee Lauder

We love M·A·C, and we also love a company that champions diversity and AIDS awareness.

Maroon 5

Great music. Great band. We like.

Lydia Hurst (so long as she brings mom, Pattie)

Lydia's pretty hot, but the mom's is a Old-G.

Janice Dickinson

There is the possibility that homegirl might get slapped for coming out of her mouth and calling the wrong thick chick fat, but noting all the black people who Janice works with on her show (ranging from photographers to bookers to models) I can't help but think there's a little something something JD has that black folks like. Perhaps it's the honesty? I think that's it.

Al Pacino and Robert De Niro

Because every black dude loves to pretend to be a gangster/hustler and so does Al Pacino. And because De Niro loves the chocolate.

Jay Leno

Honestly, black people just don't get white comedians' humor...75% of the time. It's often the kind of sarcastic, over intellectualized, anecdotal nonsense that would get a comedian tap danced right off the Apollo stage. But Leno comes correct every time, and represents late nights for his White brethren. Triple snaps.

John Mayer

He's got that cocky Kanye black man swagger, and as much as I hate that ish, it's also kinda sexy. I also can't say I like how he blasted his relationship with Jessica Simpson, but..."Say what you need to say," right? Whatevs, the Ladies Love Cool John.

Julia Beverly, Ozone Magazine, Publisher and Editor

While I don't like all white folk who make their buck off the creativity of black folk, JB is not one to hate. And if you're a rapper, promoter, producer, pimp...whatever, in the South, it's best that you stay on her good side. Homie is a real lover of hip hop and in a more demur way than Janice, will tell you like it is (or maybe she'll just blow up your spot in the next issue of Ozone). I'm also very thankful that she (and my homie Eric) gave me a ride back to Atlanta from All Star Weekend. Good lookin', JB!

The Donald and Ivana (on opposite sides of the room)

He can tell you how to get rich...and so can she.

Dani Stahl, Nylon Magazine, Style Director

This "It" chick is often descried as the life of the party. Fun, fashionable, and of course elite by rearing, Stahl might add a bit of eccentricism to the mix without looking over exposed (Olivia Palermo), or over dressed (Mary-Kate Olsen) or overdosed (Peaches Geldof).

Brad Pitt

He's an awesome papa to baby Z and hella good looking. Props for dating Robin Givens back in the day, although I'm still not sure how I feel about her. And we definely applaud his efforts in New Orleans.

Britney Spears

We're less likely to host a party featuring coke, Oxycodone or whatever else she was on last year, so we think Brit Brit would be a fun loving guest. And while she's around, someone can fix her damn weave. Yes yes, y'all. Just stay away from taken men, Brit Brit.

Anderson Cooper

He's really Gloria Vanderbilt's kid but you'd never know it; he worked his way up, and from what it seems, keeps a very humble posture. I've also read that he's a fan of Sean Jean, Roca Wear and takes special liking to NeNe from The Real Housewives of Atlanta. The Silver Fox is not in peril on Black Planet. No way.

Nicole Richie ?!

We'd invite her because she'd be in the room thinking she's White Listed. Little does she know we'd have Essence and Ebony on board to make sure she answers questions about being a woman of color. **Awkward**.

The Usuals: Bill Clinton, Tom Cruse, Robin Thicke, Eminem, The Dave Matthews Band (surprising, I know), Mark Ecko, Kim Zolciak of The Real Housewives, ATL

Probation until 2010: Justin Timberlake
Yes, homie has had soul for a very long time and generally black people like him. But, JT is still on probation until 2010. You gotta be in it when the going gets tough.

Others banned: Donnie Klang, because the ish was a hot wannabe mess; Aubrey O'day and Sienna Miller, or any other white girl possibly sleeping with Diddy; Brandon Davis, because we don't want disinherited billionaire trash, either.

Vibe Vixen Relaunch!?

2008-12-23T09:45:00.000-08:00

The last cover, August 2007 :(

As some of you know, I am looking for a J-O-B. So what did I find while scoping the mediabistro listings? Two Vibe Vixen positions!? I don't have enough experience for either (which is why I'm mentioning them here), but won't it be awesome if VV makes a come back? We're still waiting on Suede's triumphant return (but I won't hold my breath). Well, if you're back, VV, I'm elated. Join the Facebook VV page, I created it :).

Kira Plastinina-poo Closing

2008-12-22T16:37:00.000-08:00

This is really ironic because a few days ago I was searching the net to find out how [poor] sales have been for U.S. Kira Plastinina stores. Everytime I'd pass the poorly shopped 34th street location I'd wonder just how much longer this store could go on. And what do you know?! 10 out of the 12 Plastic-poo U.S. stores are closing their doors over the next two weeks. It's about time. Lil Kira has been paying celebs (and maybe Teen Vogue, too) to make her brand seem cool, but no amount of celebuspawn endorsements could save this tacky seven-years behind fashion faux pas from retail destruction. Happy Christmas/Boxing Day, Plastic-poo! Having a Russian billionaire pops might get you the store, Kira, but that doesn't mean your designs are cut out for the U.S. Have fun in Kazakhstan. Haha!

Please, Paris. Do not act like you were really trying to wear this child's clothing.

***

Oh, in case you're not familiar with Plastinina's clothes (you lucky son of a guns) here's a few items from Kira's website, which are all now 75% off.

Eww.

Donatella and Allegra

2008-12-22T16:12:00.001-08:00

Here's a picture of mother-daughter team Donatella and Allegra Versace, taken a few months ago. Something's not looking right here...

From a very loving and thick black chick (me) to a clearly malnurished Italian pair (above), I present you with.....

A well-lubed bbq chicken wing.

Pick up, place in mouth, chew and then swallow. Don't forget the swallow part, ladies.

Hot mamas! Marian Shields Robinson and Adrienne Banfield

2008-12-22T13:36:00.000-08:00

Ever wonder what Michelle Obama and Jada Pinkett-Smith have in common? Well, aside from the obvious (a great husband, kids and career), both these ladies have fierce mothers. Grandmama Obama, Marion Robinson, looked hella fierce Nov. 4 and Adrienne Banfield totally outshined Jada at the The Day the Earth Stood Still premiere. Since my grandmother was quite the fiece one herself, I've got nothing but love for the ladies over 55 who can still rock a hot outfit. Get 'em, Ladies.

I swear he could get these two confused.

Don't Marion and Michelle look just like Michelle and Sasha? So cute.

Adienne Banfield (Jada's momsy)

Watch ya man, Katie!

Just fabulous!

I'm back (again)

2008-12-22T13:15:00.000-08:00

I was going to restart my blog in the new year, but seriously, how often do we make New Years Resolutions and break them by mid-January? I don't want to do that...again. So since I have the urge to reinitiate ATB today, I'm doing it now.

This weekend I attended a fab (or shall I say well-liquored) dinner with some other NYC bloggers. Boca Chica is def. one of my favorite eats and we definitely had a good time. Hopefully the people sitting next to us didn't mind all the joviality, 'cause we got down! Big ups to Ebonne
for putting it all together.

Yes, a cute clique indeed.

Charreah, Ebonne and Me

Thanks for the drinks, Daniel. (Yes, I'm that kind of girl.)

For more pics, and hilarious commentary, check out:

http://www.renaissanceblackwoman.blogspot.com/

Good Ish: B-Relaxed Jackfruit Guava Vitamin Water

2008-10-26T08:40:00.000-07:00

I'm so glad stores are finally carrying my favorite flavor of Vitamin water, B-Relaxed. It's fruity, light and more tropical tasting than the other flavors. Me likey. Check it out.

When fASHion attacks

2008-09-13T16:19:00.000-07:00

Looks like Dawn got some fairy ash on those knees. In addition to the four layers of visable solid she applied to her underarms. I know DK is going through some ruff times, but don't let it show, Dawn. We actually like you. LOTS.

Slash is black???!!!!!

2008-09-13T14:51:00.000-07:00

All you Guns N Roses fans...well, actually, people who have a general knowledge of pop culture will be stunned to find out that Slash is the B word. No, not behind bars, bailed out or back. As the HBO documentary The Black List: Volume One showed, dude is BLACK!!!! Puzzled? Yeah, me too. To be accurate, Slash is half Nigerian and half Jewish-British. An interesting observation, nonetheless. I guess now I see it [side glance]. Or maybe I'm late. But I def. didn't get the Jennifer Beals sniff-a-black with this one. Some of y'all know what I'm talking about.

Fashion Week Welcome Back!!!!

2008-09-13T11:55:00.000-07:00

Alright y'all, I've been a little absent (blame it on the sun, the mundanity of everyday work, or maybe summer induced laziness). But do not fear, lovely cakes; fall is back and so am I! So what better way commence a new season than with a lil style, right? New York was all a buzz this past week as Mercedes Benz Fashion Week took center stage in Bryant Park. My fav look for Spring 09? WHITE! I've picked out some highlights from top collections. Let me know what you think.

ZAC POSEN

TRACY REESE

VICTORIA BECKHAM

VPL

3.1 Phillip Lim

TOMMY HILFIGER

TIBI

Rock & Rebublic

Reem Acra

RACHEL ROY

PHI

L'Wren Scott

Monique Lhuillier

Oscar de la Renta

Jenni Kane

J. Mendel

Issac Mizrahi

Okay, Close your eyes, click your heels three times and visualize....

Yeah...stark resemblance to good 'ol witch Glenda's get up. Is that intentional?

Herve Leger by Max Azria

Basically I've highlighted the whole damn line. Bandage dresses, clearly, are still in.

HELMUT LANG

ERIN FETHERSTON

DKNY

Diane von Furstenberg.

I betcha Mariah loves the butterflies on this number.

Derek Lam

Carolina Herrera

My oyster (inside joke) Arlenis Sosa. Otherwise known as Ms. Fashion Week Spring '09 (or at least to me).

Herrera herself. I bow my hat.

BRIAN REYES

BOY BY BAND OF OUTSIDERS (AND LOOKIE, IT'S KIRSTEN DUNST)

BETSEY JOHNSON

ADAM

ABAETE

Paris Hilton for President

2008-08-15T21:16:00.001-07:00

This is why I love Paris. Seriously, her proposal is on point.

Penelope Cruz v. Anne Hathaway v. Leighton Meester

2008-08-13T18:00:00.000-07:00

Who takes the pretty cake? I say mi favorita mujer de española, no?

I see a little Leighton, too.

Eric Roberts v. Heather Locklear

2008-08-13T17:54:00.000-07:00

Per usual, I see it. Do you?

Keepin' it Old School

2008-07-10T17:46:00.001-07:00

So, I was checking out my fabulous friend Charreah's blog, QueenToBe, where one of her posts featured this classic throwback of LL. Are we not seeing a lil Chirssy Boo in this pic? I see it.

Rihanna's Instyle Cover

2008-07-10T17:39:00.000-07:00

Rihanna is InStyle's August cover girl. Y'all know how I feel about supporting black cover girls, so go cop that issue :). The August issue also marks the magazine's redesign, which will feature a new cheekier style, according to WWD.com .

Tracy Morgan v. Busta Rhymes

2008-07-09T18:40:00.001-07:00

Yeah...

Is it just me or...

2008-07-08T18:20:00.000-07:00

Something about R. Kelly's braids look...NOT right. Almost resembles those "braids" Shemar Moore rocked in Diary of a Mad Black Woman. Someone in hair and makeup was wrong for that.

Real World: Hollywood's Brittini v. RuPaul

2008-07-08T18:09:00.000-07:00

One of my friends was like, "Stop hating, Brittini's pretty." And I was like, "Yeah, she is, and RuPaul is gorgeous." People, don't be mad at RuPaul's fabulosity. Sure, she's gone down in popularity over the past decade, but the 90s wouldn't have been the 90s without her decadence. Work!

Big Boi v. Diddy v. Fantasia?!

2008-06-26T08:27:00.001-07:00

Yeah....

Separated at birth! What do you think?

Mr. Vogue v. Mr. Cooper

2008-06-26T07:42:00.000-07:00

Somehow I pressed a button at work and have Mark Curry as my screen saver. It's kind of eerie, but anyway, peep the resemblance between Andre Leon Tally, famed Vogue Ed. at Large and, more importantly, the one responsible for J-Hudson's disastrous tin-foil caplet at last year's Oscars.

Me no likey.

Lots of things made 100 this year [pause]...

2008-06-26T07:38:00.000-07:00

And so did aroundtownbrown. I finally hit 100 posts. I'm proud of myself. Keep hitting up the blog and telling people about it.

See you around!

Shaq Freestyle (w/ lyrics) Against Kobe 6/22/08 (Kobe Diss)

2008-06-25T08:07:00.001-07:00

Look who was at my favorite spot Sunday? Well, damn Shaq, I guess we're still salty with the Kobes? I feel ya tho, his comments back in '03 were pure bitchassness, indeed. But "tell me how my ass tastes?"....I hope that's a reference to his height.

Is Maddox the Next Snipper?

2008-06-12T18:38:00.000-07:00

Hopfully I'm not the only person disturbed by Angelina Jolie's gun shaped necklace, designed by her eldest son, Maddox. She wore the piece in a recent Entertainment Weekly spread, where she states:

''Mad, our 6-year-old, draws lots of war scenarios,'' she explains. ''He's all into war and guns. So for Mother's Day he drew a machine gun, and Brad had it made into a necklace, which is really sweet. It's really cute. I think it's really good!''

Hmmm....really good for Maddox would be if her drew her a map of the world, seeing as his 6-year-old self has visited damn near all of it. When I see Maddox on the 10 o'clock news for shootin' up Brentwood, I won't be surprised.

Diane von Furstenberg is still the best

2008-06-12T15:59:00.000-07:00

Diane von Furstenberg has been scoring high with her Spring '08 collection, "Under the Volcano." The tribal influences and bold designs are sure to spice up many 5th avenue wardrobes.

For the rest of us--myself included--a belted dashiki will have to do. Holla!

And look who I peeped rocking the DVF look? It's Ms. Keyshia Cole, who has def. been stepping up her fab game. I must find out if a new hair and woredrobe team is behind the improvement. She looked ultra sleek on 106 last night and even hotter at the "If Looks Could Kill" event (sponsored by Toyota and Essence) a few days back. Love it!

And all Diddy has to do is get a few of these minis for Danity Kane; let those chicks look coordinated for once.

Damn Diddy. Geesh.

No No!!

2008-06-09T17:51:00.000-07:00

I'm really trying hard not to turn this into a hater blog, but it's so hard not to. Take these Cherish twins for example. They seem like cool people, but once you get famous, you can't keep shopping at Rainbow and G+G. Case in point: these tackilicious shoes and spandex dresses. Ladies, if you want to go mainstream, do step the game up. Need inspiration? Peep Rihanna any day of the week. Just tryina help.

Angela Stop-Singing Simmons

2008-06-09T17:31:00.000-07:00

You all know the Aoki and Ming Sing Along CD's are next up, right? Well at least the family is all about keeping it in the family....

but anyways...

Angela happens to be my fave of the Simmons clan, as I much appreciate her go-getter attitude (even if ish is practically handed to her). But this mess? As if her Pasty's weren't bad enough, homey has decided to up the anty and establish a "singing" career. I checked out her Pasty's site and here's some of the comments people made in reaction to her new venture:

Name: HarveyComments: You're fly and all, but damn baby that voice is wack just talking I can't imagine you singing to the worldDate: 2008-06-09 19:57:46

Name: Liesha_bOOPComments: UUUMMM...YEEEEEEAAAAAAA...HOW ABOUT WE PUT THE MiC D0WN && STiCK 2 THA SH03 GAM3!!!!!!!!!!!! TRUST....THA SiNGiN THANG iSN'T REALLY iN UR FiELD..N0W..JUSS L00KiN 0UT..DON'T WANT U 2 GET DECKED OR ANYTHiNG @ A SH0W L0L..Date: 2008-06-09 19:56:43

Name: KimberleeComments: Angela stick with being a young beautiful business woman!! I'm not saying you should step out on faith, but YOU know that's not your purpose boo. Date: 2008-06-09 19:56:27

Name: DEEComments: PLEASEEEEEE DONT DO IT PLEASEEEEEE YOU CAN SING FOR SHIT MAD FUNNY THOUGH!!!! SOUNDs LIKE YOUR DAD TRYING TO SING LOLDate: 2008-06-09 19:46:07

Yeah...not a good look boo. Do stick to plastic crusted tacky shoes for kiddies in the projects to waste their money on.

Young Jeezy put on feat. Kanye West music video

2008-05-31T09:59:00.001-07:00

It sucks when the hottest verse in the song is the one sang by the featured artist. Any artist who has featured Weezy knows the deal. But in this case, Yeezy gets the glory. Sorry Jeezy.

Maroon 5 featuring Rihanna- If I Never See Your Face Again

2008-05-21T11:31:00.001-07:00

I should just change my blog to "The Rihanna Daily." Chick is on fire. And this song is hot, too. Shout outs to Adam Lavigne and crew.

Heidi Montag v. Mary McCormack

2008-05-21T08:59:00.000-07:00

Ms. Montag has a twin...or big sister (sans the monster chin)--It's Mary McCormack, star of USA's new drama In Plain Sight.

Jim Jones v. Pig Pen

2008-05-21T07:17:00.000-07:00

Imagine the difficulty of getting a young Jimmy in the tub? Someone bless his poor mama's heart.

Chris Brown - Forever

2008-05-14T08:33:00.001-07:00

I love this song. And what is it with all of these Dance Dance Revolution sounding songs? Don't front like "Love in this Club" doesn't sound like some DDR remix...

Dr. Sue Johanson's final blow

2008-05-07T15:05:00.000-07:00

Everyone's favorite grandma/sex doctor is leaving us. Well...not totally, but her Sunday night show is getting the boot (and not because of ratings). Catch "Talk Sex's" last airing this Sunday on Oxygen.

Rihanna - Take A Bow Video - Love It!

2008-05-06T19:14:00.001-07:00

Rih-rih is gorgeous as usual. And homie in the video could get it! Fire all around.

Is Raven channeling her inner Oprah?

2008-05-03T09:29:00.000-07:00

Raven was spotted at Chelsea Handler’s Book Release Party in California this past Wednesday rocking this 50-year-old red dress. At 22, this is not the look. Poor Raven, just because you're a thickums does not mean you have to look like you stepped off the Lane Bryant fall runway. Oprah wore a similar look to the "Legends Ball" in '05. Oprah is the ultimate black woman to revere...but snatchin' her wardrobe? I don't think so. Raven gets five boo points.

Get It Chrissy! Chris Brown - Take You Down VIDEO

2008-05-02T10:06:00.001-07:00

I'm about to rob the cradle. I saw this in concert and yes, I was...excited. I know I have some Morehouse brothers who love this, too. (Yeah, I said it!) Freak nasty little boy!

Forever 21 Enviro Tee's and More!

2008-04-29T13:31:00.000-07:00

Get Your Green On, ladies. Forever21.com has the latest for those of you who rep animal protection, recycling and conservation. Here's some looks I like (and many I've purchased):

It says "Save the Whales"

Also available in silver

Hot!

Lil Mama and Bow Wow...Seperated at birth?

2008-04-29T08:15:00.001-07:00

Why does Lil Mama look like Bow Wow's lil brother. The jaw line, the general bone structure and...yeah...

50 and Fly! Madonna ft. Justin Timberlake - 4 Minutes

2008-04-29T08:08:00.001-07:00

Those pilates classes are doing something for Madge. See that body? Mom, get on Madonna's level. Madonna is the ish!

No No!!

2008-04-20T08:57:00.000-07:00

Not the booty! Not the Booty! Aaahhh!

I WILL DRINK YOUR BLOOD!

2008-04-20T08:32:00.000-07:00

Why does this chick look vampire-ish. I dunno man....don't leave me in a room alone with her.

Rashida Jones v. Christine Taylor

2008-04-15T14:38:00.000-07:00

Ahh, once again my black/white look-alikes. This time: Rashida Jones (aka "The Office's" Italian Karen Filipelli and Quincy Jone's kid) and Christine Taylor, who I think it best known for her role as Marsha Brady in "A Very Brady Movie." You can't deny the likeness of these two.

V.I.C. - Get Silly (OFFICIAL VIDEO)

2008-04-05T20:47:00.001-07:00

Because this ridiculousness is my favorite song of the week. Damn you Soulja Boy and friends (V.I.C. being the friend)! The love/hate is somethin' fierce.

This is the Wackest Freestyle Friday

2008-04-04T16:22:00.000-07:00

If you happen to be watching "106 & Park" right now (that would be Friday, April 4), I hope you agree with me that the two artists just featured on the "Freestyle Friday" portion were terrible. I know the record label that has complied to sign one of them is cringing.

And I can't stand Rocsi. I may have said that before, but she's awful. And to make matters worse, she was acting all uppity towards the studio audience when I went to 106 a while back. Please trick, do not play your 14-year-old fans! I am going to start a petition to bring Free and A.J. back on...or at least give Alesha Renee more air time.

A long weekend

2008-04-01T15:17:00.001-07:00

Okay, so I haven't updated in a few days--but with good reason. I've been hella busy with the Spelman College Women of Color Student Leadership Conference, which took place this past weekend and brought together ladies from a number of schools around the country. Shout out to Debarah and everyone else who made it possible (read my blog and I'll add you name). I later attended the IRTS (International Radio and Television Society) conference in NYC. I'll be updating tomorrow!

Kid Sister f. Kanye West

2008-03-27T12:17:00.001-07:00

Because you've prolly never seen this video. The early 90s swishy jackets are cute.

Sexual Eruption Dance/Pop/Electro Remix

2008-03-27T09:12:00.001-07:00

YouTube hasn't been posting to my blog correctly (we're working on that), so here's the link to the "Sexual Eruption" remix featuring Robyn. I like it lots. Click here.

Happy Birthday Viagra

2008-03-27T03:11:00.001-07:00

Today marks the 10th year since Viagra was approved for prescription use. There's no telling how many millions of lives it's changed (for men and women), marriages it's saved and self-esteem it's raised. Sadly, I know a few young men who can benefit from some pill poppin, know what I'm saying? Happy Birthday. Go celebrate!

Don't Front on the One Piece

2008-03-27T01:27:00.000-07:00

This post is in response to someone who tried to play me for wearing a one piece bathing suit during spring break. The thing is, would it be better to look wale-ish on the beach or look cute, classy, and camouflaged (you know, not reveling that bit of pudge around the midsection that a two-week spring break crash diet is unable to trim)? The answer is obvious. So...I've found some sexy one piece bathing suits/monokinis for you all to enjoy (men and women alike). No, they are not pasties with a patch to place over your stomach, or ridiculous stripper ish with lots of cut outs!

Instyleswimwear.com (amazing bathing suits!)

Target.com

Both from Macys.com

Both from Torrid.com

What I dont ever want to see on the beach...

This on top of a bathing suit! "Make Ya Mama Proud Take That Thing TWo Sizes Down!"

(who else has a vision of a plus-sized 10-year-old at the YMCA or fresh air fund camp...with one too many beads in her hair.)

And if you should be so awful as to wear this to the beach or the pool, please remove your white tee and pants before you get in the water. I'm so serious right now. There is no excuse. Has anyone been on a Carnival Cruise? You know what I am talking about if you have.

Stephanie Pratt (The Hills) v. Brittany Snow and Ashlee Simpson (the new one)

2008-03-25T18:13:00.000-07:00

Twins?

New Hilly Stephanie Pratt and Brittany Snow.

And a sprinkle of Ashlee

When DiD Bow Wow Lose his V-Card? Tyra Investigates.

2008-03-24T14:54:00.005-07:00

I was in my room bored as hell when a Tyra Show rerun came on featuring Eve, Dita Von Teese, Bow Wow and Omarion. So glad after all of these years of wondering and Bow Wow saying "I'm good" to any mention of him having a sex life, we finally get the goods! I'm kinda salty Tyra got the answers to easily, but whatev! Bow Wow lost his v-card at 15 and O, at 14 with an older chick in school who "taught him some things." Nice.

Barack Obama: 'A More Perfect Union' (Full Speech)

2008-03-24T14:25:00.001-07:00

Since everyone else blogged about this, and I do care about politics, I figured I'd add Obama's Tuesday speech to atb also. Obama's message about race relations and religion is powerful. Check out the whole thing if you have the time.

Potential Black Friends for Zoe Kravitz

2008-03-23T12:58:00.000-07:00

Eh!

I love Zoe Kravitz, but I always see her hanging out with Rumer Willis or bf Ben Foster. I say we add some color to the clique...like NOW! Here are some prospects for Zo Zo's hot chocolate buddies:

Keisha Whitaker's daughter, Autumn

Just like Zoe, Autumn is a Hollywood glamour girl (by default thanks to Mama K) with famous parents. Surely step-dad Forest can support those Fred Segal shopping trips and lunch at The Ivy so they can have all the girly fun they want.

Gerren Taylor

Teen Model Queen Gerren Taylor has already had campaigns with Marc Jacobs and Tommy Hilfiger. Although she made the unforgivable misstep of appearing on BET's wackness of a show "Baldwin Hills," and seeming as if she wants to be a typical 18-year-old, she still knows all of the right people. Though Chanel Iman has kinda taken her spot, she can still make a starring come back. And she's pretty, which is certainly a requirement to be Zoe's black friend.

Jurnee Smollett

Jurnee Smollett has resurfaced as of recent, thanks to her role in "The Great Debaters." She's stylish, elegant and talented; a great companion for Ms. Kravitz. She's been sorta famous since she was a little kid, and hopefully she sent MK and Ashley Christmas card since '93 so they remember her from those "Full House" days. Not to mention, the creole "Eve's Bayou" hair I'm sure will give her extra points with Zo Zo. They can like, discuss how they can wash-n-go and none of their other black friends can.

Evan Jackson, I mean, Ross

From what I hear, Evan is quite the ladies man in Hollytown. That said, it wouldn't hurt to have him in the friend arsenal. Famous mom...trying to do his own thing...interesting kid (I haven't decided if that's a good or bad thing)...yeah, he fits the bill.

No BitchAssNess Tonight

2008-03-23T11:57:00.000-07:00

Don't forget to watch the season finale of Making the Wannabe's 4 tonight. And where is Donnie's single? Don't tell me it's that lamo song "So Over U" or "I Don't Care?"

OOOh, he said what?! Damon Dash on Jay-Z

2008-03-23T10:39:00.000-07:00

This interview doesn't get too crunk, but it's always interesting to hear Dame

talk about Jay. Clearly the situation is a little salty, even though Dame tries not to admit it. Anytime a celebrity says they "haven't talked to" another celebrity who used to be their best friend, it's code for "f that mf...but my publist is sitting right here." Check out Bossip (another blog you should def. bookmark) for the full interview. Parts 2 and 3 are more interesting.